Poetry Wednesday: I F%$&ing Love the Library

Librarian StereotypeAs I mentioned last year during National Library Week, most poems about libraries are sticky with cotton candy rhymes and syrupy sentimental nostalgia for days that never were—I’m paraphrasing—but I managed at the time to find a few that weren’t written with children in mind (check ‘em out, pun intended).

I didn’t think I’d be that lucky this year and had planned to do another poetry contest in which I would bribe you with an Amazing Prize in exchange for writing an original poem about how libraries are sacred trusts worthy of all tax levies and librarians the most wondrous creatures ever to interpret the vagaries of the cataloging systems on your behalf and admonish you in dulcet tones to turn off your cell phone, please, and the young ladies on that screen had better be wearing clothes, mister—and the goat, too.

But then I found this, by Laura Brown Lavoie:

And remembered this one, by Taylor Mali, on the importance of academic libraries:*

Note the distinct lack of rhyme and the surplus of awesome.

We clearly need more of these library (and librarian)  affirmations in poetry form . . .

So I guess I’m throwing a bribefest contest after all!

Your challenge: Write a poem about libraries and/or librarians and share it  in the comments of this post (or e-mail it to me).  If you do, your name will be entered into the Hat of Win for an Amazing Prize.**

Any type of poem, any (or no) rhyme scheme, four line minimum.   Anyone who sends me a video of their original slam poem automatically gets a Special Prize, because whoa.

The usual rules apply:

Untitled1. If you write a poem with phrases that rhyme with Nantucket or otherwise use innuendo that goes beyond what my kids are savvy enough to detect, e-mail it to me.  If you don’t know the difference (Kev), e-mail me just to be sure.

2.If you don’t want to share your poem with the general public, e-mail it to me and remind me not to post it—I retain the right to argue (liligrif) but I’ll respect your wishes.  If you win and prefer I don’t know your mailing address,   we’ll work something out.

3. If you’re related to me by known biology or marriage, you’re welcome to write a poem, but you can’t win.  Sorry.

4. National Library Week ends April 20th, and so does this contest, at Midnight CST (that’s Chicago time).

If you have any questions, let me know.

And if you can’t bring yourself to write a poem, go tell your local library staff how much you appreciate them.***  If you get a photo of it and send it to me, I’ll toss your name in the Hat.

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* I know I’ve shared it before, but that was for a Random Thursday last August, so I can totally use it again.  Taylor Mali bears repeating as often as possible, anyway.  And it’s my blog.

** “She calls that a prize?  Amazing . . . “

***If you don’t appreciate them, then . . . I got nothin’.

Poetry Wednesday: Poetry Everywhere

The four or five people who regularly drop in on Wednesdays—and thank you for humoring me—might have noticed that it’s a bit Dead Poets Society around here.

This isn’t because I don’t read contemporary poetry or don’t care for it—I absolutely do.  All the forms, traditional to experimental, are in use right now and no topic, from the holy to the profane, the mundane to the transcendental, is taboo—nothing is sacred and everything is.

It’s an exciting time for poetry and  great time to be a poetry lover.

But I don’t share a lot of new stuff here, partly because it’s a lot easier to critique poets—or anything, really—when you can double check a couple decades or centuries worth of other people’s ideas.  Dead people also don’t appear to care if you voice the opinion that their stuff would make Pollyanna reach for the bourbon.*

But mostly it’s because I can’t always get permission to share things like Sherman Alexie’s ”Owl Dancing with Fred Astaire” or Jim Daniel’s “Dim,” and deceased poets—at least those without estates managed by foundations—are far less litigious than live ones.

This is perfectly understandable—copyright issues aside, it’s tough enough for poets to make a living without people posting their work for free—but it’s still frustrating when I get excited about something I really want to share here and legally, ethically, can’t.

I can always provide a few lines and a lot of linkage, which I’ve done when the poets prefer it or I can’t reach them or I get lazy, but I worry that you—yes, you—won’t bother to click though, or will leave it until later and forget.

So it’s nice when I can find decent videos, if only because WordPress doesn’t give me a report on video hits, so I can tell myself you all take the time to listen at least once.

But while this works really well for slam poetry, it’s hit-or-miss for stuff that wasn’t specifically written for performance.**

Or so I thought, until I was kvetching to a friend that I wouldn’t be able to share one of my favorite  Matthew Dickman poems for another hundred years or until he replied to my e-mail, whichever came first, and almost immediately received an e-mail from her with the heading, “This one?”

Poetry EverywhereMy reply: “This is perfect!  Why didn’t you tell me about these?!”

Her reply:  ”It’s fun knowing things you don’t.”

Fair enough.

But now I do know, so I listened to almost the entire Poetry Everywhere Project playlist on YouTube,*** and a few more on the Poetry Foundation site and PBS.   And I found several poems I’ve been wanting to share for a really long time.

One is a Found Poem by Naomi Shihab Nye—or her son, really—that I love for reasons that will become readily apparent (pun intended):

Two words:  Toe Dictionaries.

And this one is special not only because turtles are a family thing,^  but because it embodies and honors the long, slow struggles that we all experience at one time or another:

See?  Gorgeous!

Go forth and check out the rest of the short films—and please pass along your favorites.

And if you see Sherman Alexie’s PR rep, let her know I’m still on hold . . .

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*You Know Who and Ezra Pound, too.

**Except for Shakespearean sonnets, read by celebrities.  Seriously, guys, try something different, would you?  I’m sure Carol Ann Duffy will return your calls.

***There’s another Poetry Everywhere  playlist, with animated poems, but if I play those, I don’t watch them—the words tend to distract me from the words.

^  ”Hope Springs a Turtle” was one of Sunny’s first contributions to family lore.  And my SIL supplied this one:

Turtle Time

“Mom!  I can spell all the words on my list!  I’m a genius!!

“But you have to life your life . . .  as a turtle.”

“Mo-om!”

Poetry Wednesday: Good Snark Hunting

If—and the thing is wildly possible—the charge of writing nonsense were ever brought against the author of this brief but instructive poem, it would be based, I feel convinced, on the line (in p.4)

“Then the bowsprit got mixed with the rudder sometimes.”

In view of this painful possibility, I will not (as I might) appeal indignantly to my other writings as a proof that I am incapable of such a deed: I will not (as I might) point to the strong moral purpose of this poem itself, to the arithmetical principles so cautiously inculcated in it, or to its noble teachings in Natural History — I will take the more prosaic course of simply explaining how it happened.

—-Lewis Carroll, Preface to “The Hunting of the Snark: An Agony in Eight Fits”

Last week, I had one of those days when I’d worked flat out but the piles on my desk never shrank and then I dropped my stapler just right and it exploded into many sharp pieces.  I may have said a few things in my special Road Rage voice.

A passing co-worker said, “Tough day?”

“All my snarks have turned out to be Boojums,” I said.

She blinked.  “I’m sorry?”

“Snarks?  Boojums?  Lewis Carroll?”  I stared at her.  “The guy who wrote Alice in Wonderland?”

“Oh.  I didn’t know he wrote another book.”

“He did, but it’s not a book, it’s a poem.  Like Jabberwocky.”  I paused to check for a flash of recognition.  “‘Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the . . . You know what?  I’ll send you a link.”

And I did, because holy cow.  I mean, how on earth did she spend her childhood? Making friends?  Playing outside?  Sheesh.

But honestly, “The Hunting of the Snark” is one of the most influential poems no one bothers to read anymore.  The title barely registers, which is a shame, because it’s referenced everywhere and bits and pieces of it have found their way into everything from opera to Star Trek, from government hearings to scientific terminology.*  It’s part and parcel of Western cultural literacy.

“Just the place for a Snark! I have said it twice:
That alone should encourage the crew.
Just the place for a Snark! I have said it thrice:
What I tell you three times is true.”Ocean Chart

Just think of all the inside references you’ll miss by not reading this poem.   Which you should do, right now, even if you’ve read it before, because the University of Adelaide has provided free access to  a beautiful eBook  that includes illustrations by Henry Holiday, whose map of the ocean is indeed a wonder.

And if that doesn’t sway you . . . C’mon, it’s Lewis Carroll—the Alice in Wonderland guy, who is a lot less sweetly goofy than Disney would have you think.

“Come, listen, my men, while I tell you again
The five unmistakable marks
By which you may know, wheresoever you go,
The warranted genuine Snarks.

“Let us take them in order. The first is the taste,
Which is meagre and hollow, but crisp:
Like a coat that is rather too tight in the waist,
With a flavour of Will-o’-the-wisp.

“Its habit of getting up late you’ll agree
That it carries too far, when I say
That it frequently breakfasts at five-o’clock tea,
And dines on the following day.

“The third is its slowness in taking a jest.
Should you happen to venture on one,
It will sigh like a thing that is deeply distressed:
And it always looks grave at a pun.

“The fourth is its fondness for bathing-machines,
Which it constantly carries about,
And believes that they add to the beauty of scenes—
A sentiment open to doubt.

“The fifth is ambition. It next will be right
To describe each particular batch:
Distinguishing those that have feathers, and bite,
And those that have whiskers, and scratch.

“For, although common Snarks do no manner of harm,
Yet, I feel it my duty to say,
Some are Boojums—” The Bellman broke off in alarm,
For the Baker had fainted away.

Okay, he’s goofy, but sharply intelligent with it—I promise.

And this particular poem becomes spookier and more dangerous as it goes, like a dream that spirals into the stranger areas of one’s subconscious, until the hunters realize the true nature of the prey they’ve been foolishly tracking . . .

“ ‘But oh, beamish nephew, beware of the day,
If your Snark be a Boojum! For then
You will softly and suddenly vanish away,
And never be met with again!’

Go on . . . strike a blow for cultural literacy.

You know you want to.

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*I’m not sure if this poem is responsible for the contemporary term, “snark,” meaning “the way Sarah voices her opinions on Thomas Hardy’s poetry, genealogists who don’t cite their sources, and people who talk loudly on cell phones in the library,” but it wouldn’t surprise me.  Is there an etymologist in the house who would like to do the heavy lifting on this?  I’m all tuckered out . . .

Poetry Wednesday: George Eliot’s Feminist Manifesto

So shall I join the choir invisible
Whose music is the gladness of the world.
—George Eliot

How old were you when you found out George Eliot was a woman?

George EliotWere you told right away, as your teacher handed out copies of Silas Marner or Middlemarch? Or were you left to find out on your own and ended up embarrassing yourself in front of the class by making it obvious you skipped the required reading?*

Regardless, it’s no secret now that one of the best novelists in the 19th Century was female, though it may have been at the time. Women were starting to write under their own names by then, but Mary Anne Evans wanted her work taken seriously.**

And for good reason—her novels are amazing. She gets people, she really does, all their pain and joy and meanness and nobility . Silas Marner makes me tear up every single time*** and Middlemarch makes me want to bash some heads together. She was a true storyweaver, she was.

And she wasn’t a bad poet.

For a novelist.

She wasn’t a particularly good poet, either, though to her credit, she seems to have known this and not worried too much about it. It probably helped that the novel gig was going so well.

Only one of her poems is generally considered good enough to be written by George Eliot and while I don’t disagree that ” The Choir Invisible” is an excellent poem, especially for writers and artists, she wrote a few others that I sometimes like better.

It’s a mood thing.

The Radiant Dark
(George Eliot)

Should I long that dark were fair? Say, O song.
Lacks my love aught that I should long?
Dark the night with breath all flow’rs
And tender broken voice that fills
With ravishment the list’ning hours.
Whis’prings, wooings,
Liquid ripples, and soft ring-dove cooings,
in low-toned rhythm that love’s aching stills.

Dark the night, yet is she bright,
For in her dark she brings the mystic star,
Trembling yet strong as is the voice of love
From some unknown afar.
O radiant dark, O darkly foster’d ray,
Thou hast a joy too deep for shallow day.

Or maybe an attitude thing.

I’d assumed, when I first read it, that this next one was an example from one of the many modernistic schools that started sprouting up everywhere in early 20th Century America.^

When I realized who’d written it, I was stunned—no way was it written by a woman, even one masquerading as a man, of Victorian England.

And it’s so different from her novelist voice . . . but not, I think, her novelist’s intent.

I Grant You Ample Leave
(George Eliot)

I grant you ample leave
To use the hoary formula ‘I am’
Naming the emptiness where thought is not;
But fill the void with definition, ‘I’
Will be no more a datum than the words
You link false inference with, the ‘Since’ & ‘so’
That, true or not, make up the atom-whirl.
Resolve your ‘Ego’, it is all one web
With vibrant ether clotted into worlds:
Your subject, self, or self-assertive ‘I’
Turns nought but object, melts to molecules,
Is stripped from naked Being with the rest
Of those rag-garments named the Universe.
Or if, in strife to keep your ‘Ego’ strong
You make it weaver of the etherial light,
Space, motion, solids & the dream of Time—
Why, still ’tis Being looking from the dark,
The core, the centre of your consciousness,
That notes your bubble-world: sense, pleasure, pain,
What are they but a shifting otherness,
Phantasmal flux of moments?

See? It’s almost, to steal a phrase from Natalie Merchant, a feminist manifesto—and would be, in my opinion, no matter when it was written, or when it’s read.

But this last one is considered her best, and I sometimes find it hard to argue.

I don’t often share religious poems—to each our own—but this one, though it has the usual imagery, isn’t usual. It’s a poem written by someone who had set aside the liturgy and beliefs of traditional religion^^ and replaced them with her own version of heaven.

An artist’s version:

The Choir Invisible
(George Eliot)

Oh, may I join the choir invisible
Of those immortal dead who live again
In minds made better by their presence; live
In pulses stirred to generosity,
In deeds of daring rectitude, in scorn
For miserable aims that end with self,
In thoughts sublime that pierce the night like stars,
And with their mild persistence urge men’s search
To vaster issues. So to live is heaven:
To make undying music in the world,
Breathing a beauteous order that controls
With growing sway the growing life of man.
So we inherit that sweet purity
For which we struggled, failed, and agonized
With widening retrospect that bred despair.
Rebellious flesh that would not be subdued,
A vicious parent shaming still its child,
Poor anxious penitence, is quick dissolved;
Its discords, quenched by meeting harmonies,
Die in the large and charitable air,
And all our rarer, better, truer self
That sobbed religiously in yearning song,
That watched to ease the burden of the world,
Laboriously tracing what must be,
And what may yet be better, — saw within
A worthier image for the sanctuary,
And shaped it forth before the multitude,
Divinely human, raising worship so
To higher reverence more mixed with love, –
That better self shall live till human Time
Shall fold its eyelids, and the human sky
Be gathered like a scroll within the tomb
Unread forever. This is life to come, –
Which martyred men have made more glorious
For us who strive to follow. May I reach
That purest heaven, — be to other souls
The cup of strength in some great agony,
Enkindle generous ardor, feed pure love,
Beget the smiles that have no cruelty,
Be the sweet presence of a good diffused,
And in diffusion ever more intense!
So shall I join the choir invisible
Whose music is the gladness of the world.

It’s should be so obvious, no matter your personal belief system, that she  did join those ranks.

And is waiting, with some patience, for the rest of us.
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*I didn’t do this, but I just figured out why I’ve been humming The Moldau by Smetana for a couple days (if you click the link, it’s the bit around 1:14).  My second week of Music History, I was asked what The Moldau was. I answered, “A symphonic poem.” The prof gave me three more tries (A tone poem? A symphony? A nationalist piece?) and then called on That Student—you know the one—who gave me a superior look down his nose and said, “It’s a river in Czechoslovakia.” It’s been twenty-five years, and I’ve never forgotten that. Still like the piece though.

**She also wanted to separate her writing career from her twenty year affair with a married man. Practical lady, our Ms. Evans.

***As does, for much the same reason, the odd little movie adaption of it called A Simple Twist of Fate, which stars Steve Martin in the first serious role I’d ever seen him do. He’s so devastatingly broken in the first half, so grimly determined that no one will ever get the opportunity to hurt him again . . . It’s not a timeless movie, but in many ways it’s a perfect modern emotional echo of the original. But I digress . . .

^I knew it wasn’t Spectrism, because it made sense, which was not the point of Spectrism.

^^She only attended for the sake of her ailing father, who, when she mentioned her doubts about the Anglican Church, mentioned disowning her.

Random Thursday: Math, Books, and Math Books

A lot of math stuff arrived in my inbox this week . .  .

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Tasty, Tasty Math

Math Is Awesome

Jane is learning to reduce and add and otherwise manipulate fractions.

It’s hilarious to watch.

“I can’t do these,” she says, gripping her pencil.  “They’re stupid and I’m too dumb to work them . . .”  She pauses and fills in four in a row.  ” . . . and they don’t make sense.  I mean, what’s 7 times 9 anyway?  Sixty-six,” she mutters.

“Wait a minute,” I say.  “Sixty-six doesn’t sound right.”

“Sixty-three plus three, Mom, but it’s really 9 over 11—see?  Do I have to do the bonus questions?  I’m not going to get them right.”

“Try one.  Just make the bottom numbers the same—”

“And stack ‘em, yeah, yeah . . . done.  Thank heavens.”

“See?” I say.  “You complained about how you couldn’t do these,  and tore right through them while you griped.  You’re a cranky, little math whiz.”

“I am?”  She reaches for her next assignment.  “I don’t really get vocabulary-based reading comp.  I can’t do the questions . . .

“Sorry,” I said.  “It only works for math.”

“Darn.”

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Gandalf, Take Me Away!

Gandalf--take me away!

Or, you know, earlier.

Coincidentally, my MIL is coming back Sunday . . .

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Take it One Page at a Time

Booking it

The romance panel was not fit for a family blog . . .

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Hey, an Award is an Award

My friend Wendy S. Russo tagged me in her the Alternative Booker Award post, for which I’m supposed  to share my five personal favorite books.

This isn’t a post, it’s  Mission Impossible—five, Wendy? Only five?!

I told my husband and he shook his head.  “I don’t think you can do that,” he said.  “Not you.”

In the end, I limited myself to the most recent fiction Flotsam Books I’ve touched.  I’ve explained my theory of flotsam books before— the comfort reads that I pick up at random (HEY-o!) due to proximity and merge with as I move around the house before I resurface, put them down, and wander off.  They’re in constant motion like literary seaweed caught in a tidal loop, though there’s a definite tide pool in the bathroom.

So, I scribbled down the last five I know I’ve encountered:

Monstrous Regiment Of Women by Laurie R. King — This is the second of Ms. King’s Mary Russell / Sherlock Holmes series and the one I return to, over and over.  Set slightly after the first World War, Russell and Holmes investigate the charismatic leader of a suffragist enclave, whose cause has benefited from the deaths of several of her well-to-do followers.  While Russell infiltrates the group, she struggles with her faith in science, her skepticism of spirituality, and her feelings about Holmes.

The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien — Do I really need to explain this one?

Night Watch by Terry Pratchett — No one does satire like Mr. Pratchett.  Here, he does The French Revolution, corruption, and law enforcement, using a time slide, a serial killer, and one of my favorite characters in any and all universes, Commander Samuel Vimes.  You can’t start with this one, but working up to it is a treat and a half.

Double Deuce by Robert B. Parker — Spenser, Hawk, ghettos, racism, drive-by shootings, psychological social explorations, and, as always, relative justice.

Last Hot Time by John M. Ford —  A young man escaping from his post-apocalyptic small town discovers himself in an alternate Chicago populated with hustlers, mobsters, master magicians, and elves with tommy guns. This may actually be my favorite book.

Now I have to pass on the agony of indecision to five other bloggers—only five, Wendy?  Really?

Lisa Blackman of Semi-Educational Reviews

Lyra of Lyrical MeanderingsBook Explosion

Downith of writeitdown-ith

Mike A. of heylookawriterfellow

MSB of macdougalstreetbaby

Let’s see how they do with this challenge!

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I’m Dating Myself With This One, But . . .


Heck, I’m not even sure it’s really Thursday . . .