Sometimes life is one big Edge of Insanity, Kiss-Your-Butt-Goodbye, Gravity’s a Cold Stone Sucker, Nightmare Rail Skate Track Obstacle Course of Doom.
So what do you do?
I don’t know, but one of these might help—it comes with a kickin’ earworm:
I’m gonna go check Woot and Etsy . . . someone’s got to be selling these things. . .