In one of those serendipitous coincidences, Dave Kellett of Sheldon has described my day in four panels.
Everything is in slow-motion today. I got up, made a cup of hot tea, and crashed on the couch. Some time later, I spent an hour trying to take a shower—total time in the water: about ten minutes—after which I took another rest while the pain meds kicked in.
People keep feeding me, probably so I don’t infect the kitchen. I love them anyway.
I couldn’t go out to shop for Valentines, obviously, so I signed up for a free-trial at an online card-making site. I chose four cards,* typed in a few personal touches, and took a two-hour nap. I printed them off, then took a four-hour nap.
I’m not the world’s fastest-moving creature in the first place, but this is ridiculous.
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*My parents are in Hawaii for two weeks, so they can wait for theirs. Hope you’re having fun, Mom and Dad—really!
Earful of Cider 