The Rube Goldberg Defense

This is for that nice man who informed me the other day that he didn’t read fiction because “the only purpose of plot complications is to keep book covers farther apart.”*

Yes, these people could point and shoot and get decent (maybe) images. But would that be worth four minutes of YouTube time?**

*Of course I wrote it down.

**MacDougal Street Baby and Averil may have a different answer to this question, but they’re professional-grade photographers. All I know how to do is photograph my thumb twice, give up, and pass the camera to my kids.