Poetry Wednesday: Lord Byron

George Gordon, Sixth Lord of Byron. Does he really need an introduction?

The man was one of the greatest Romantic poets of all time.   According to one married woman who was obsessed with him, he was “mad, bad and dangerous to know.” He assisted the Italian Carbonari and joined freedom fighters in Greece.  He made himself into an adjective.

Lord Byron was, in short, larger than life.

So large, apparently, that Dr Lucy Worsley, chief curator at Historic Royal Palaces, inexplicably questions the definition of Byronic as sexy, because he apparently weighed about 193.6 pounds (88kg) and stood about 5-foot-8 (173cm) when he was eighteen years old.   She also says, “There were images that he would not allow to be reproduced in his books of poetry because he looked too boyish . . .  He wanted to look theatrical and dramatic. There are lots of images where he looks like a pallid, slightly podgy young man. Just not impressive.”

I’m terribly sorry that these numbers don’t trip her trigger, but frankly, she doesn’t speak for everyone and her assumptions that Byron—or anyone else—can’t possibly be sexy due to size (at the age of eighteen, mind) are clearly ridiculous.  And she’s vilifying him for wanting a decent author’s photo?  Please, lady—who doesn’t?

Large men can be sexy as hell—and large men with brains and a sense of humor?  Catch me.

I was going to offer “She Walks in Beauty” or “When We Two Parted,”* to prove my point, but went instead for a brilliant bit of sly criticism of this whole writing business.

‘Cause clever is sexy, too.

Dear Doctor, I Have Read Your Play
(Lord Byron, 1830)

Dear Doctor, I have read your play,
Which is a good one in its way,
Purges the eyes, and moves the bowels,
And drenches handkerchiefs like towels
With tears that, in a flux of grief,
Afford hysterical relief
To shatter’d nerves and quicken’d pulses,
Which your catastrophe convulses.
I like your moral and machinery;
Your plot, too, has such scope for scenery!
Your dialogue is apt and smart;
The play’s concoction full of art;
Your hero raves, your heroine cries,
All stab, and everybody dies;
In short, your tragedy would be
The very thing to hear and see;
And for a piece of publication,
If I decline on this occasion,
It is not that I am not sensible
To merits in themselves ostensible,
But—and I grieve to speak it—plays
Are drugs—mere drugs, Sir, nowadays.
I had a heavy loss by Manuel—
Too lucky if it prove not annual—
And Sotheby, with his damn’d Orestes
(Which, by the way, the old bore’s best is),
Has lain so very long on hand
That I despair of all demand;
I’ve advertis’d—but see my books,
Or only watch my shopman’s looks;
Still Ivan , Ina and such lumber
My back-shop glut, my shelves encumber.
There’s Byron too, who once did better,
Has sent me—folded in a letter—
A sort of—it’s no more a drama
Than Darnley , Ivan or Kehama :
So alter’d since last year his pen is,
I think he’s lost his wits at Venice,
Or drain’d his brains away as stallion
To some dark-eyed and warm Italian;
In short, Sir, what with one and t’other,
I dare not venture on another.
I write in haste; excuse each blunder;
The coaches through the street so thunder!
My room’s so full; we’ve Gifford here
Reading MSS with Hookham Frere,
Pronouncing on the nouns and particles
Of some of our forthcoming articles,
The Quarterly —ah, Sir, if you
Had but the genius to review!
A smart critique upon St. Helena,
Or if you only would but tell in a
Short compass what—but, to resume;
As I was saying, Sir, the room—
The room’s so full of wits and bards,
Crabbes, Campbells, Crokers, Freres and Wards,
And others, neither bards nor wits–
My humble tenement admits
All persons in the dress of Gent.,
From Mr. Hammond to Dog Dent.
A party dines with me today,
All clever men who make their way:
Crabbe, Malcolm, Hamilton and Chantrey
Are all partakers of my pantry.
They’re at this moment in discussion
On poor De Stal’s late dissolution.
Her book, they say, was in advance—
Pray Heaven she tell the truth of France!
‘Tis said she certainly was married
To Rocca, and had twice miscarried,
No—not miscarried, I opine—
But brought to bed at forty-nine.
Some say she died a Papist; some
Are of opinion that’s a hum;
I don’t know that—the fellow, Schlegel,
Was very likely to inveigle
A dying person in compunction
To try the extremity of unction.
But peace be with her! for a woman
Her talents surely were uncommon.
Her publisher (and public too)
The hour of her demise may rue,
For never more within his shop he—
Pray—was she not interr’d at Coppet?
Thus run our time and tongues away;
But, to return, Sir, to your play;
Sorry, Sir, but I cannot deal,
Unless ’twere acted by O’Neill.
My hands are full—my head so busy,
I’m almost dead—and always dizzy;
And so, with endless truth and hurry,
Dear Doctor, I am yours,

JOHN MURRAY

___________

*Averil, I want your opinion on this one.

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14 thoughts on “Poetry Wednesday: Lord Byron

    • I’m not particularly “educated” about poetry—I just read the stuff and share what I like.

      “Yah boo sucks to X” is my new favorite phrase, to be muttered under my breath at staff meetings and while driving. Beautiful! 😀

  1. Dr. Worsely suggests that the act of manipulating one’s image automatically negates the outcome of that action. So what if he was overweight and pasty? His audience, at the time obviously, were smitten. Isn’t that the message? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder?

    Someone would do well to write a poem in response to the good doctor, rhyming Byronic with moronic.

  2. It does prove that looks aren’t everything, looks can be deceiving…and that even the most clever, intelligent, and creative souls have vanities or personal issues to deal with.

    In short…nobody’s perfect. (it’s a favorite saying of mine)

    I love “She walks in Beauty”. Had not read this one. It is clever. and has great rhyming

    -I think he’s lost his wits at Venice,
    Or drain’d his brains away as stallion
    To some dark-eyed and warm Italian;-

    He didn’t lack for having a confidence in himself. A more contemporary romantic poet, Pablo Neruda, was stodgy looking as well. He did alright.

    • If poets weren’t as human as the rest of us, their poetry wouldn’t work quite as well. I stole that from someone, but i don’t remember who . . .

      Alexander Pope was not the most conventionally attractive gentleman, either, and he was apparently quite the ladies’ man.

  3. No wonder he was careful, look how cruel people can be–even all these years later, even with a body of work widely acknowledged to be brilliant. That woman doesn’t know from sexy.

    They name thee before me,
    A knell to mine ear;
    A shudder comes o’er me–
    Why wert thou so dear?
    They know not I knew thee,
    Who knew thee too well:
    Lond, long shall I rue thee,
    Too deeply to tell.

    Passion is always sexy. A passionate, smart, funny man? Hello, here are my panties.
    And isn’t that why we love August? Do we even care what he looks like?

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