Welcome to the vegetarian edition of Random Thursday.
I’m as surprised as you are.
Wah-OOOOO! I love to Chewwwww!
First off, an earworm from those surrealists over at the Dinosaur Train:
Brilliant . . . but just not the same
Cha-Cha found us an acapella spud song—and it’s really good.
Botany vs. Psychology
Me: A cupcake isn’t a vegetable. Sorry.
Me: Cookies aren’t vegetables, either.
Janie (looking up from her homework): Chocolate is a vegetable. What? It’s made from beans.
Me: Technically true, but–
Sunny: It is? Like jelly beans?
Me: Not really. They’re sort of seed pods and—
Sunny (bouncing up and down in excitement): Can we have choclit beans for dinner, Mommy? Can we, can we?
Me: Sorry, sweetie. We don’t have any.
Sunny: But I want them, Mommy. Call Daddy to buy some.
Me: Daddy doesn’t want to drive to South America for beans.
Me: Thanks, Jane.
Janie: You’re welcome!
My MIL: We could always have carrots.
Sunny: I don’t like carrots.
My MIL: I always put a little sugar in them, when I make them.
Sunny: Oooo! I like carrots!
Janie: Can we put maple syrup in them instead?
My Mil: No.
Me: You know . . . that doesn’t sound half—
My Mil: No.
John Leguizamo . . . IS Captain Vegetable
Love how he makes this role his own . . .
This one is so absolutely amazing, you’re going to forgive me for the Dinosaur earworm. Guaranteed.