Sleep until 8:30.
Pry the kids away from the tv so they can finish the homework they’ve been avoiding for two days and do a little quick editing of Pigeon between admiring wobbly rows of 3’s and 5’s and offering ironic assistance in the correct spelling of ‘dictionary’.
Do an emergency run for dog food and diet Pepsi—this is survival, people.
Make cupcakes and earn one brownie point for for making one’s own self-rising flour—thus making up for the points lost in not reading the recipe all the way through in the first place.
Spend the rest of the day having fun, because it’s crazy sunny today:
Have a great Labor Day—or a very good Monday!