It’s Random Thursday so I’m shelling out (HEY-o!) my new favorite Time Suck, some questionable Latin, and some eggcellent yolks.
Yeah, I don’t know, either, but ab absurdum seems to cover it . . .
House Time Suck
I don’t have HBO and for several reasons—only one of which involves Sean Bean’s inevitable death—I think I’m going to give Game of Thrones a miss, though it’s nearly impossible to avoid memes and mentions if you spend more than five minutes online.
But I’ll admit the House Sigils are pretty cool. And that I spent
several hours quite some time on Join the Realm making up my own:
And if you really want to lose an hour or two, google “Funny Latin Phrases.”
Ego te provoco.
Jada Swissiedog is suffering from tummy troubles, and has been put on a rice-and-boiled-egg-based diet.
The other day, Watson was boiling a batch of eggs while she made dinner for the rest of us.
Jane came in. “Ooo, can I have an egg?”
“No,” Watson said. “The humans are having chicken.”
“Oh.” Jane thought a minute. “Then can I have one of the younger chickens?”
If the Ovum Fits . . .
“If Easter Bunnies ever create their own government, will they have a Lettuce-lative Branch?”
“You mean to balance the Egg-secutive?”
“Mooom! You’re such a nerd.”
In Which Breakfast is Eggsplained
And you can’t have any—they’re for the dog.
And We Have a Winner!
Because Janie helped . . .