Random Thursday (ˈrandəm ˈTHərzdā): the day on which Sarah plunks down all the odd bits and pieces she’s been sent by friends or has otherwise stumbled upon in an effort to avoid writing a real post, the assembly of which usually ends up taking twice as much time as sitting down and creating actual content.
You have been warned.
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An Accurate Description of Spring
At least from my sinuses’ POV.
From my temper’s POV, judging from yesterday’s desperate quest to reach Sunny’s school before they called Child Services to report an abandoned child, this works, too:
Except, you know, more in the middle of the road.
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Why Didn’t You Say So?
No he didn’t, ’cause left field is too far away for him to hear.
No, Who’s over there on . . . Never mind . . .
In honor of another Sign of Spring, here’s a hilarious twist on the old classic:
(Via Watson, who rocks the Jimmy Fallon vids)
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[Insert Tatting Pun Here]
I was honestly contemplating this one, until my friend Cha Cha commented that those are actually crochet needles.
Oops.
Then again, “Crochet Fast” doesn’t have the same je knit sais quoi.
(also via Watson—who totally deserves a badass knitting tat)
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. . .I Meant Lately
Call me clueless (rhetorical statement, Mike and Downith), but I didn’t figure out what was going on until I saw the conductor.
Turns out, if you didn’t already know, that this is the performance of Not the Messiah (He’s a Very Naughty Boy), a show based on The Life of Brian and performed at the Albert Hall for the Ruby Jubilee of Monty Python a few years ago.
You can see the entire show on YouTube here, if you have a spare hour. Or even if you don’t, because Monty Python is like catnip for some of us, aren’t they?
(swiped from Cornelia Read’s FaceBook page)
Earful of Cider 