Random Thursday: Zombies and Monsters and Bad Jokes, Oh My!

It’s Random! It’s Thursday! It’s Random Thursday!

And there’s a certain Halloween tingle in the air, as if you broke into the candy you bought for the trick-or-treaters and absorbed so much sugar-boosted serotonin that your neurons are triple-firing and the whole world is vibrating around you . . . 

Oh.  Wait.

Yeah.

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Ironically, this is probably why all those zombies will be so desperate to find brains in the first place.

Generation Zombie

Just sayin’.

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How Many Vampires does it take to Change a Lightbulb?

Batty

None.

They like the dark.

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Frankenyummies!

Frankenyummy lineup

The unusual suspects . . .

Just take some vanilla pudding, a little food coloring, some tragically abused Oreo cookies,
a Watson, a Jane, and a Sunny.

Mix thoroughly, decant into plastic cups, and apply a permanent marker,
and you get a dessert that’s almost too weird to eat . . .

Frankenyummies

 . . . Almost.

.Frankenempties

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Better Watch Out

Made you look!

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Get This ( Halloween) Party Started

The amazing Dame Shirley Bassey,* ladies and gentlemen,
backed by the Broccoli-Saltzman James Bond Title  Song Dancers.
Apparently.

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Scariest Pumpkin Ever

First World Scare

Holy cow, Man—don’t do that!

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 Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

ghost bag

Because you can see right through them!

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This PSA Brought to You by the Horror Movie Association

“Safely raising heart rates since 1895 or so,** without all that bothersome exercise”

Remember kids—just say no to fresh air.

That stuff—or the stuff in that stuff—will kill you.

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Happy Halloween!

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*Yes, you know who she is, even if you don’t think you do.

**Not kidding—Thomas Edison filmed a 15 second snuff film that year that some think qualifies as the first ever horror film, though it was probably just meant to be a historical reinactment of the execution of Mary Stewart. The next year, movie magic had advanced to the point that the first definitely-on-purpose horror film could be made: Le Manoir du Diable.

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5 thoughts on “Random Thursday: Zombies and Monsters and Bad Jokes, Oh My!

    • Oh, I have one, Mike—in fact, much of it incorporates roof-sitting, for which I thank you—but I”m not deluding myself that our priorities haven’t become just a tad skewed.

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