So. You might have noticed that I haven’t been around here since last Sunday.
That’s because I’d just scheduled my post at We WriWa on Saturday when the worst pain I’ve ever felt grabbed me under the belly and bit down hard.
I just came home from the hospital yesterday.
My pancreas, for no discernable reason—seriously, they don’t know why—decided to dissolve itself with its own enzymes and by the time this was determined, I was sustaining heavy renal damage. The only treatment was to not feed me, while pumping me full of gallons of fluids and antibiotics and calcium and drugs and, one assumes, liquid exhaustion.
Frankly, it’s difficult to sit up enough to type, or want to. I’m still having trouble eating—I’m lugging 24 pounds of fluid I didn’t have four days ago. It saved my life, but it’s terribly uncomfortable now and there’s only so much I can do to get rid of it without ruining my electrolyte balance and going back to the ER.
I have bruises like blackened bananas up both arms from IV needles and blood draws and shots. I have a regimen of six huge horsepills a day. Dude, we aren’t talking about the diarrhea; I can’t.
But I’m alive to be embarrassed and cranky and in pain. All my loved ones, more than I thought I had, stepped up to help save me.
I’ll take it and I’m grateful to be alive to do so.
I reserve the right to complain about hauling my water weight to the bathroom every twenty minutes, though. I earned that.