It’s Random! It’s Thursday! It’s Random Thursday!
And there’s a certain Halloween tingle in the air, as if you broke into the candy you bought for the trick-or-treaters and absorbed so much sugar-boosted serotonin that your neurons are triple-firing and the whole world is vibrating around you . . .
Oh. Wait.
Yeah.
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Ironically, this is probably why all those zombies will be so desperate to find brains in the first place.
Just sayin’.
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How Many Vampires does it take to Change a Lightbulb?
None.
They like the dark.
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Frankenyummies!
The unusual suspects . . .
Just take some vanilla pudding, a little food coloring, some tragically abused Oreo cookies,
a Watson, a Jane, and a Sunny.
Mix thoroughly, decant into plastic cups, and apply a permanent marker,
and you get a dessert that’s almost too weird to eat . . .
. . . Almost.
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Made you look!
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Get This ( Halloween) Party Started
The amazing Dame Shirley Bassey,* ladies and gentlemen,
backed by the Broccoli-Saltzman James Bond Title Song Dancers.
Apparently.
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Scariest Pumpkin Ever
Holy cow, Man—don’t do that!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them!
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This PSA Brought to You by the Horror Movie Association
“Safely raising heart rates since 1895 or so,** without all that bothersome exercise”
Remember kids—just say no to fresh air.
That stuff—or the stuff in that stuff—will kill you.
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Happy Halloween!
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*Yes, you know who she is, even if you don’t think you do.
**Not kidding—Thomas Edison filmed a 15 second snuff film that year that some think qualifies as the first ever horror film, though it was probably just meant to be a historical reinactment of the execution of Mary Stewart. The next year, movie magic had advanced to the point that the first definitely-on-purpose horror film could be made: Le Manoir du Diable.
Earful of Cider 